1. What is in the middle of nowhere?
2. What has hands but cannot clap?
3. A man was walking outside when it began to rain. He didn't have an umbrella, nor was he wearing a hat. His clothes were drenched, but not a single hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Answers:
1. 'h' is in the middle of nowhere
2. A clock
3. Not a single hair on his head was wet because he was bald